Reading old funny chat or journal and you can't stop laughing. Like - I was sooo funny and dramatic.
The 3 - hours long nap/ coma.
When you caught something mid - air like some glass. I am the Peter Parker.
Why do philosophy of physics when you can do physics itself? - Aeon
Reading a novel and the plot twist hit you sooo hard that you have to close down the book and stare at the ceiling to comprehend it.
Or maybe it's just a part of a plan ~
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Window seat. Breezy air. My earbuds in . Heaven.
Lying in your bed with zero responsibility or guilt.
Waking up and realising you still have 2 hours more for sleep.
Hello,hope y'all doin good, i came to Quora to share my strange story , a very weird one , a story when luck smiled at me ,maybe u will enjoy it , let's begin,have fun...
A year ago ,I was a real porn addicted(btw I was 18) ,but never had sex before, I don't have a gf I didn't try to find one even ,always thinking to go to find a sex worker but then I just don't , everyday watching different bodies getting fucked and everyday enjoying.
One day, I was watching porn, a big ass lady with big boobs ,just after seeing her the image of my female cousin poped in my mind, (let's introduce her : she's 35 years old , very big ass , nice boobs ,not very big but nice,always wearing tight clothes , she's divorced ) and I thought of me fucking her ,I never had sexual desires for her but now I do days went by and when I met her I was so horny ,I couldn't stay with the family cz my penis was clearly erected , I realized this is my first time I get horny for one of my family ,it not illegal in my country.well to make a long story short( if u want details just text me I will tell u 😊),I decided to give her signs that I want to fuck her,finally I decided to have sex and with my cousin , I thought it is the best beggining for me, i started touching her when I came across her in a narrow place , make her feel my hard cock when we hug , I thought it will hard and I will be ashamed but no , I felt nothing and she said nothing , probably she thought it was by mistake,anyways, I decided then to talk with her about sex, waited for her to be alone in a room and talk with her, I confessed everything about me watching porn and addicted..etc,she said it's normal and u are growing up and u must have sex,well at that time I was like whaaat????? Well I didn't control myself and asked her for sex ( horny like I Ve never been before) she said that she will think Abt it ,2 weeka went by then she called me ,telling that she reserved a room in a hotel and we meet tonight ,we met,and bruuhh, sex is great , I mean, I had to find a pirstitue ,what I was waiting for to have such a feeling ????, I will never forget that night, I started kissing her she was kissing hard ,she misses sex so bad , she sucked my dick and swallowed my semen ,I felt I'm in a dream , then when fucked ,her ass was very big and the anus was open ,didn't struggle to get my hard cock inside it , she was obviously missing sex , she was shouting ,fuck me yh fuck me , I go fast after every word until I cum , we did that 3 times , then we went to her pussy , using condoms I fucked her so hard the moans were higher , everything was perfect ,in the end I asked her to lick her body , licked pussy ,ass, boobs,then she sucked my cock until we sleeped ,all I know that she was dirty ,well before even having sex with her I knew she is an open minded woman , and a woman that looks that she donesnt know anything , but she knows everything, but never expected having sex with her ,well she was horny and that helped...but no one of us regretted that sex ever..
We still have sex from time to time ,and I started having sex with sex workers , joining threesomes..etc
If u want pics of her text me.
Your soul can never grow old coz it's evergreen ~
When a baby or kid reaches out for you with that adorable smile. My heart literally melts🫠. Kids like me.
And honey I will love you even when you turn 70 ~
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When you meet someone who matches you sarcasm, humour and vibe.
Cleaning your very messy room and then sitting proudly like some conqueror of the world.
When you know they are lying but you are just listening and enjoying.
Is it possible for creatures with intelligence more advanced than humans to evolve naturally in the universe?
Eating home-made food after months.
Finding a really good song that totally match your vibes. Okkk let's repeat it 5 times a day.
When a stranger do something kind for you like stopping for you to cross the road or guide you for directions. My faith in humanity is restored.
How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.
Watching old movies in theatre. The vibe <3
Making a crying person genuinely laugh by telling some lame joke and slowly watching their face light up like tears never existed.
When I finally peel that annoying plastic sticker off something in one perfect go.
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When your gift hits so perfectly that your loved ones are super happy like a kid and you felt like some Santa.
And I am thinking about how people fall in love in a mysterious way~
Laughing at my own joke before even finishing it. (Turned out the joke wasn't soo funny and they said - acha..hasna bi tha 😒).
What does Jesus mean in Revelation 3:3 when He states, "Wake up! Strengthen what remains and is about to die, for I have found your deeds unfinished in the sight of my God?"
When you study session is really impressive. Nothing satisfies more than a productive day.
When everyone in the cousins’ group chat suddenly become super active and you can't stop typing, smiling and laughing - Give virtual party vibes.
When you cooked something. You watch them eat. Then, they say - it's sooo amazing and they eat everything like some hungry freaks. Guys, Like - I am the OG MasterChef.
Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?
When my people take my stand before I could even utter a word to the person who's rude to me. I just smirk and give that ‘don't mess with me’ look
FAYTH ✌️
That quiet moment after an hour long emotional ranting to your loved ones. Drained but safe.
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Eating ice cream and snacks in the middle of the night while watching a great show or movie.
Seeing some old couple acting like high - school lovers . Holding hands, laughing loudly like they are the only two people left in this world.
